I pre-pay the swear jar. I see the silver linings on the clouds that rain acid. I'm sensitive to a woman's needs, but I'm more sensitive to their vaginas. People tell me I'm an artist and that I can write well, but I like to pretend I'm modest. I might be hilarious. I might be in a textbook, one day. I might ymouse. I wear bunny slippers and carry a big stick.
Why I'm producing The 1 Second Film:
Because causes are good, and I'm just vain enough to drop $12.72 on a few blips of agitated phosphor dots arranged into my name scrolling up the screen. I want to invest more than just my hopes that this project is successful.
Perfect Moment
That time I played "Just the Tip" with your mother.
2008
